i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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