What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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