he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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