there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
There r osticjed everywhere
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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