Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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