other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
