I'm really into asian looking animals
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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