I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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