We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
her facebook's as public as her vagina
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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