i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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