he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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