And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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