My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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