You just made me feel so damn special
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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