im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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