butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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