just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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