Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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