Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
