well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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