In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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