There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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