No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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