how do flat chested girls get laid?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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