Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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