he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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