But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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