i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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