the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The air taste purple.
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