they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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