did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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