Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
