I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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