I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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