whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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