Don't you send me to vm
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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