That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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