This girl is more easily done than said...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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