Kiss
Puke
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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