Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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