What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
