so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Randomize
