East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i came on her dog
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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