I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
