im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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