I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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