So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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