They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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