you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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