We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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